Three Weddings and a Funeral

At the Evangelical Lutheran Church, the President of Iceland waits for the wedding processional to arrive so he can oversee it. The members of the 'Golden Eagle' Organization start filling the church pews. Myrena tells Stormy that her mother died years ago and that she had hired an elderly actress to pretend to be her mother. She tells her that, like Maggie Carpenter, played by Julia Roberts, she is on the verge of skipping out on her wedding since the Professor refuses to stick to his agreement and promises regarding her leadership. As the organ plays, the manipulated Professor Steele walks her actress-hired mother down the aisle, and then Apollo waits to escort Stormy Weather. Alone, he passes by the filled church of 'Golden Eagle' members. He and Rocky stand before Iceland's President, who is officiating. Myrena and her maid of honor, Stormy, do not appear. All the seated wedding guests turn around, looking for her to enter. Apollo whispers, "Your 'Pretty Woman' has vanished, becoming a real 'Runaway Bride.'"

Myrena, still wearing her fifteen-carat diamond engagement ring, stares straight into the two ladies' eyes and says, "If you ever need any help, my services are available at your request." Stormy asks the ladies to show them the jewelry. Both engaged ladies extend their left hands, showing off their large diamond engagement rings. Myrena jokingly says, "'Frost yourself,' and make sure you keep the ring bearer," as they all begin laughing. Stormy says, "We are in a members-only private Michelin three-star restaurant, so let's all remain with composure and be happy for the ladies whose husbands have afforded them large, shiny, pure carbon." After the sommelier has placed Dom Pérignon in front of each of the ladies, Myrena raises her glass, saying, "Let's toast true love, which I have heard is 'the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.'" The rest of the group raises their glasses, clinking them together as they sip the finest champagne, which has hints of coffee cream, vanilla, and subtle spices.